A couple of times when I've done EIFS seminars, people have come up to me and said, "You ought to write a book about all the crazy stuff you've seen." I've had similar experiences with e-mail. But EIFS "war stories" for their own sake are mostly just for fun, and all the really good ones have a moral that applies to the present and future.
This month's column contains a smattering of some of the more interesting EIFS situations I've run into over the years, with some ideas on what they mean.